The year without a summer?!!!
The year without a summer?!!!
Posted by: Barthélemy Barbancourt
on Jun 09, 2009 
One of the reasons for this could be colder-than-normal weather across the northern tier of the country that has suppressed the number of thunderstorms and has significantly reduced the number of tornadoes this year. The number of reported tornadoes so far this year is 685, just over half of the average annual amount, which is 1,297.
According to Long Range Expert Joe Bastardi, areas from the northern Plains into the Northeast will have a "year without a summer." The jet stream, which is suppressed abnormally south this spring, .....
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
I am so fucking sick of Minnesota and the God-awful fucking weather here I'm gonna snap. I swear if some tree hugging jackass even mentions Global Warming to me this summer I'm gonna shove his polar fleece jacket right up his granola farting ass and then slap the smug look right off of his Sierra Club ass kissing face . I know that God hates Al Gore but why the fuck do we have to pay for his messiah complex.
(I know, MN is filled with Prius driving dickheads that love the hate society and themselves for enjoying the advantages of modern society. This state deserves it more than Berkeley, CA)
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written by Sequel , June 09, 2009
It's settled science.
It's peer reviewed.
Don't you know that global warming can make it colder?
written by Ed Salden , June 09, 2009
Guys who don't like seasons should move to Florida.
Mosquitoes and humidity in the summer, cold as a witch's attitude in the winter.
Keeps the riff-raff out.
written by Elmer , June 09, 2009
What happened to your island kick-back lazy joy attitude, Bart? Set us the right example, mon.
written by Barthélemy Barbancourt , June 09, 2009
I have thin Island blood now so the very idea of cold weather puts me in a foul mood. The idea of no summer is just too much to bear.
written by Ben , June 09, 2009
what happened to the cutting back on swearing? I'm not complaining I'm just saying...
written by Kermit , June 09, 2009
Bart is in a "fowl" mood. He should comment on Ed's last post.
written by Barthélemy Barbancourt , June 09, 2009
Stating the fucking weather in this Piece of Shit state sucks ass is a fact!
written by MoonliteSonata , June 09, 2009
If one can't bitch about the weather, we're all screwed. It's the only true common denominator, no matter where someone lives, what they do, how much money they make, etc!!!
written by Ben , June 09, 2009
Of what I tell people who I meet on vacation if they aren't from MN, "Minnesota is a great state once you look past the weather"
written by jim fisher , June 09, 2009
Ed- We like the change of seasons. It`s just that it`s supposed to go from spring into summer, not spring into fall.
written by K-Rod , June 09, 2009
I love the extremes of MN weather.
Generally speaking, I love the weather in this state. It is better than rain 80% of the year. Yes, it has been a poor May and June thus far.
We had rain last February in northern MN, that really sucked!!!
How I rank the seasons:
#1 Fall
#2 Winter
#3 Summer
#4 Spring
