The economy is so bad...
How bad is it?
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad people in Africa are donating money to Americans.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally... Congress finally investigated the Bernard Madoff scandal: Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 billion disappear was investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
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written by Ben , September 30, 2009
Bill Clinton is actually having to pay for sex now.
College students are now loaning money to the colleges they go to, with interest.
Minnesota's DFL cacus is considering rasing taxes on the homeless, provided they can find someone to get them a home loan
Mark Sanford is paying his brazillian girlfriend in brazilian dollars because they are worth more
Its so bad the Germans and the Chinese are better at capitalism now than the US.
Texas is considering issuing it's own currency.
Doctors in California are actually asking patients to show ID that they are US citizens before they treat them.
Illegal immigrants are going to Canada because there aren't any jobs for them here anymore.
And finally BHO is considering that government stop spending money... for 1 minute.
written by Ben , September 30, 2009
I don't know because I came up with it off the top of my head over in Coffman, go google it if you really want to know.
written by A Non Y Mouse , September 30, 2009
The Kaiser Mark has surpassed the U.S. dollar...
Oh but that's not funny.
written by Jewhawk , September 30, 2009
It's so bad Mobama can only take a G5 to Chicago once a week.
It's so bad the UAW turned down further shares of Chrysler.
It's so bad the Jooos are eating day old bagels and skipping the lox.
written by K-Rod , September 30, 2009
Ben, is a brazillion more than a trillion?
It is from a joke, Ben:
Three Brazilian Soldiers
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
