Posted by: Jim W
on Apr 22, 2010
The Anti-Strib wishes you the happiest of earth days. One of the more enjoyable times I spend on earth is one around the bonfire with the family. While I cannot do that today at all, I at least wanted to share my last one with you all.
If you're offended by this...good, I'm glad.
Posted by:
on Apr 19, 2010
Since He was unable to attend the Polish president's funeral on Sunday, Great Leader Obama decided to play golf (yet again). It's been reported that he shot an unprecedented 19 holes in one. When questioned on the math, press secretary Roberts Gibbs quipped, "Hey, if you all believed that 2 million jobs "saved or created", we figured you'd believe anything."
Kim Jong Il was not available for comment.
Posted by: Jim W
on Oct 09, 2009
Lost in today's news reports of the World President winning the Nobel Appease Prize, was the incredible news that NASA shot bombs at the moon. Speaking on the condition of anonymity, a Sr. White House official said that "Pres. Obama authorized it because the Man in the Moon wouldn't stop looking at him".
As a result of today's actions, what was a smile on face of the Man in the Moon was replaced by a look of shock and awe.
That is all.
