Posted by: Jim W
on Jul 16, 2010
This morning on Good Morning America, the resident weather douche (Sam "drama queen" Champion) was standing amid fans awaiting the outdoor concert series and covering the weather. The screen then flashed to a map showing the mid-central states and upper eastern seaboard, where there is going to be some hot weather today. He actually said the following:
Posted by: Barthélemy Barbancourt
on Jun 09, 2009
One of the reasons for this could be colder-than-normal weather across the northern tier of the country that has suppressed the number of thunderstorms and has significantly reduced the number of tornadoes this year. The number of reported tornadoes so far this year is 685, just over half of the average annual amount, which is 1,297.
According to Long Range Expert Joe Bastardi, areas from the northern Plains into the Northeast will have a "year without a summer." The jet stream, which is suppressed abnormally south this spring, .....
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
I am so fucking sick of Minnesota and the God-awful fucking weather here I'm gonna snap. I swear if some tree hugging jackass even mentions Global Warming to me this summer I'm gonna shove his polar fleece jacket right up his granola farting ass and then slap the smug look right off of his Sierra Club ass kissing face . I know that God hates Al Gore but why the fuck do we have to pay for his messiah complex.
