Posted by: Jim W
on Aug 26, 2010
I am a big fan of Bulldogs, so this one slays me. The look at the end of the video is priceless...
Posted by: Jim W
on Aug 26, 2010
If you don't laugh or even smile at this one, there is nothing that can help you.
Posted by: Jim W
on Jun 11, 2010
The first of many open threads today. Others today will have specific themes, but this one is wide open - A free for all, if you will. But remember - no politics! This is about FUN only. Leave jokes..leave links to funny shit...leave humor filled insults for each other...
Posted by: Jim W
on Jun 11, 2010
One of the all time greats...
Posted by: Jim W
on Jun 08, 2010
DECLARATION BY THE MANAGEMENT OF ANTI-STRIB AND IT'S CONTRIBUTORS
The Management of Anti-Strib and it’s contributors, hereinafter referred to collectively as the “Douchebags”,
Acknowledging their shared interest in creating a fun atmosphere that promotes laughter through comedy, humor, and good natured ribbing;
Expressing a desire to laugh their Douchebag asses off at the expense of others;
Understanding that not everything can be about politics and serious debate;
Do Hereby Express their commitment to the Anti-Strib Fun Day on Friday June 11th.
Posted by: Jim W
on Jun 08, 2010
We break into your regularly scheduled pissing matches to bring you this very important Anti-Strib announcement...
Yes, I AM aware that this is how Bart dances.
Enjoy and try to laugh a little. All pissing and no fun makes ya all dull, man.
Posted by: Jim W
on Jun 02, 2010
Posted by: Jim W
on Apr 08, 2010
Let's hear em...
Some of my faves are below. But remember, you have to sound like Khan from King of the Hill in order for it to be truly effective.
Confucius say, man who walk through airplane door sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in pew.
Confucius say, man with 5 dicks have pants that fit like glove.
Confucius say, crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
and finally...
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Posted by: Kermit
on Apr 03, 2010
I was sent this from a friend who blogs over at that blog whose owner likes to commute by bike (nudge, nudge).
Subject: Sicilian relaxation technique
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a seven step stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily. It really works!
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding under water.
Posted by: Jim W
on Mar 29, 2010
Posted by: Brent
on Sep 30, 2009
