Save the Planet. Stop Eating Meat

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If there was any doubt in your mind that the Liberal/ecological/socialist complex is all about controlling every aspect of your life, put it out now.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6891362.ece

People will need to turn vegetarian if the world is to conquer climate change, according to a leading authority on global warming.

In an interview with The Times, Lord Stern of Brentford said: “Meat is a wasteful use of water and creates a lot of greenhouse gases. It puts enormous pressure on the world’s resources. A vegetarian diet is better.”

 


They want to control your transportation.  They want to control your thermostat. They want to control what you watch and read.  They want to control the Internet.  They want to control how you wipe your ass.

These are the people Thomas Jefferson warned us about.  They are the "enemies domestic" who threaten our freedom.  Don't believe me?  Then take the word of Barney Frank, one of the worst of the lot:

Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) says Democrats are "trying on every front to increase the role of government."
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/10/26/frank_we_are_trying_on_every_front_to_increase_the_role_of_government.html

Government expands it's power at the cost of your freedom and liberty.  There is no other way.  The elitists are entrenching a ruling class that will ultimately enslave the populace.  Congress is about to raise it's legal debt limit by another $2 trillion.  That is a debt your children, grandchildren and great grandchildren will never be able to pay.

How are those chains fitting?  Getting a little snug?

Direct emissions of methane from cows and pigs is a significant source of greenhouse gases. Methane is 23 times more powerful than carbon dioxide as a global warming gas.

 

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written by Kermit , October 27, 2009

I HATE JOOMLA! It sucks in the worst possible way. Read more my ass.

The last paragraph is part of the first article but this piece of shit program won't let me move it unless everything is in italics.

Did I mention that Joomla sucks?



Badda
Indeed
written by Badda , October 27, 2009

Joomla does indeed suck, and this jackass who wants people to be vegetarians is indeed an uber-totalitarian jackass.

Advance the space program in the USA, push England and Europe and India and China to continue as well... and encourage them to colonize various moons, planets, and temporary space stations.

Anywhere but here.



Barthélemy Barbancourt
I have a better solution
written by Barthélemy Barbancourt , October 27, 2009

Environmentalists exhale CO2 so we should grind them up and feed them to the animals at the zoo. This would help the environment and allow some environmentalists to finally do something useful.

We could also make environmentalist chili for the homeless.



Elmer
Chili?
written by Elmer , October 27, 2009

I don't know about you, but chili makes me fart like wild. Methane is a serious greenhouse gas (ask a cow). Widespread chili eating (even it consumes enviro-weenies) is probably counterproductive.


Barthélemy Barbancourt
Not really
written by Barthélemy Barbancourt , October 27, 2009

The main problem with green house gases is enviroweenies. If we feed all of the enviroweenies to the homeless, these gases will go back to being plain old CO2, methane and water.

The best way to end a made up crisis is to end the people making up the crisis. How's that for thinking outside the box?



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written by K-Rod , October 27, 2009

How would an environutcase claim deer hunting is killing mother gaia?

I like Bart's idea.

Let's celebrate:
Take an enviroweenie for a wok day!!!



kow
Cartman's chilli
written by kow , October 27, 2009

Elmer's chilli got me to thinking. What if Scott Tenorman's parents were enviroweenies?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/270578/



kow
whoops
written by kow , October 27, 2009

Scratch that link. Try this.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104191/



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written by Kermit , October 27, 2009

I want to taste Al Gore tears.


Elmer
chili vs immolation
written by Elmer , October 27, 2009

My ugly point is that, despite its much shorter lifetime in the atmosphere relative to carbon dioxide, methane is a more potent atmospheric radiation trapper. So if we want to minimize the fuckers' postmortem carbon footprint, we should burn 'em directly to carbon dioxide rather than eat them in chili and convert a significant portion of their carbon to fart-methane. Excellent South Park clip, kow.


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written by Kermit , October 27, 2009

Beer makes me fart. We'd better outlaw it too. In fact, flatulence should take center stage in the fight to SAVE THE PLANET!!!


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written by notpcenuff4u , October 27, 2009

I fart in their general direction


Barthélemy Barbancourt
It's tough to beat Cartman!
written by Barthélemy Barbancourt , October 27, 2009

Southpark rules!


Lady Logician
That's Not All
written by Lady Logician , October 27, 2009

"Ethicist" Peter Singer has decided that we need to TAX meat.....

http://www.ladieslogic.com/component/content/article/51-liberal-cause-du-jour/210-the-tax-man-cometh.html

...of course it is under the guise of preventing global warming.

LL



kow
beans
written by kow , October 28, 2009

You can't eliminate meat, chilli and bear without banning the largest offender of all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs



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written by Kermit , October 28, 2009

We just need to put little meters on everyone's butt and tax farts.


Elmer
How about a GPS?
written by Elmer , October 28, 2009

Global Poot Sniffer. This would track your location and alert authorities to your indiscretions. Obama dream technology. And 24/7, none of this old airline 30 min cockpit recording technology.



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