I have always found Soccer (aka futbol) to be dreadfully boring.  But I might change my tune after this story...

Cell Phone-Bosomed Paraguay Girl: 'I'll run naked if we win World Cup'

Now Paraguay's most celebrated fan, lingerie model Larissa Riquelme, has promised to bare all in the capital city of Asuncion if her team wins.

One catch, though. She told Globoesporte she'd do it but added, "Of course, but with my body painted with the colors of Paraguay."

The model has been a hit with photographers in part because of where she carries her cell phone. (Check the photo.) She has joked that's also where she'll put the World Cup, if Paraguay wins.

I think I speak for all red-blooded heterosexual men when I say - GO PARAGUAY!!!!!!!!!  Failure is NOT an option.