Joke heard over darts last night

Posted by: Barthélemy Barbancourt

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An illegal alien, a communist and a Muslim walk in to a bar.

The Bartender says "What can I get you Mr. President?"

There wasn't one person there that didn't think this was funny.

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written by Woody , October 04, 2011

You must play darts with some real morons Bart but darts is a great game that makes interacting with assholes somewhat tolerable.

Barthélemy Barbancourt
Jim W is on my team
written by Barthélemy Barbancourt , October 04, 2011

So you are right about the moron factor.

I found it funny that almost no one defends Obama anymore. Only the far left still clings to hope that Barry isn't the massive failure everyone else sees his for.

I saw my first "1/20/2013 The end of an Error" bumper sticker today. It gave me a big smile.

Jim W
written by Jim W , October 04, 2011



written by Woody , October 04, 2011

Danny. I'll bet he's a fantastic dart player and an upstanding person.

Barthélemy Barbancourt
What do you expect
written by Barthélemy Barbancourt , October 04, 2011

I'm the sole WOP playing with a bunch of Micks and Pollocks. The lack of melatonin is only equaled dart throwing skills. God only knows how much time they spend in dive bars, but they do know how to throw darts.

written by Sequel , October 04, 2011


Wait; this pisses Woody off?
Enough to start calling people names?

Morons? Assholes?
Awfully thin skinned for the messiah there Woody.

Think about it.
Barry's approval rating about 40%. So we'll assume that 60% of the population would not be all butt-hurt about humor with "The One" as the punchline. We are talking about a joke here.
I'm gonna guess that of the remaining 40% who are either deluded, or not paying attention, 25% are so invested in some kind of messianic politician that they might start shouting insults in response to mild barroom jokes. A 10% outlier of indignant delusional pique.

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