Let's hear em...

Some of my faves are below.  But remember, you have to sound like Khan from King of the Hill in order for it to be truly effective.

Confucius say, man who walk through airplane door sideways going to Bangkok. 
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in pew.

Confucius say, man with 5 dicks have pants that fit like glove.

Confucius say, crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

and finally...

Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.