You just had to know it was going to come to this.

Don't mess with Allah. That's the new, unwritten code in Hollywood following the one-two punch of Islamic extremists' threats against the creators of "South Park" and the failed bombing attempt outside the cartoon’s parent company, Viacom, in New York's Times Square.

 And it isn’t just comedians on fake newscasts who are being muzzled. One writer for a scripted drama fold Fox411.com that in one of his show's final episodes, there had been a minor plot point involving a Muslim extremist. Last week it was removed and the script was rewritten, he said.

Surely NOT talking about the utter stupidity of this whole situation will make it better.  Yep.  Pay no mind of that elephant in the room, just look past it.  Nope, no problem here, none at all.  What the hell is wrong with these Hollywood buffoons?  You can't talk about a muslim extremist acting like a muslim extremist now?  Are you fucking kidding me??

Meanwhile, back in reality, we interrupt this report with breaking news...

But religion in general hasn’t become taboo -- just Islam. The Cartoon Network squeaked under the radar in March when it showed a racy depiction of Jesus voiced by jailed rapper Lil' Wayne. And Comedy Central is developing "JC," a half-hour cartoon about Christ wanting to escape the shadow of his "powerful but apathetic father" and live a regular life in New York City.

Making fun of Buddha, Christ, and the flying Spaghetti Monster appears to be ok.  Just not Muhammad, the pedophilic prophet from the cult of death.  I mean, perish the thought of anyone offending the perennially offended Muslim Extremist Parasitic Savages.  Oh, and in case you were looking for a clue, NOT talking about him won't make it ok.  The Muslim Extremist Parasitic Savages STILL want to convert you to islam or kill your infidel ass. 
Rest assured, my Anti-strib pals, you won't see appeasement here - no sirree!   Here is Muhammad right now, in a bee costume...

Oh, and look, there's Muhammad now....he's the goat.  


Oh, and this is a good one.  Here we have Muhammad prepping his underage wife for the evening...

Glad he's got that sword nearby...if she gets out of line, he'll take care of bidness.  Then he can get down to his real favorite business (warning...it's graphic).

And finally we have Muhammad in this picture.  In case you didn't know, he's the dinosaur.