Anti-Strib Fun Day - Friday, June 11th
Anti-Strib Fun Day - Friday, June 11th
Posted by: Jim W
on Jun 08, 2010 
DECLARATION BY THE MANAGEMENT OF ANTI-STRIB AND IT'S CONTRIBUTORS
The Management of Anti-Strib and it’s contributors, hereinafter referred to collectively as the “Douchebags”,
Acknowledging their shared interest in creating a fun atmosphere that promotes laughter through comedy, humor, and good natured ribbing;
Expressing a desire to laugh their Douchebag asses off at the expense of others;
Understanding that not everything can be about politics and serious debate;
Do Hereby Express their commitment to the Anti-Strib Fun Day on Friday June 11th.
The rules are simple – NO POLITICAL TALK whatsoever will be allowed that day. From 12AM to 11:59PM on Friday, it’s all about fun, comedy, laughter, and ribbing. We are allowing insults, but there will still be no gay bashing, no kids/wives, and no threats.
The Douchebags will post and we’ll have open threads devoted to fun only – commenters are encouraged to contribute their own material through open threads. Should anyone decide to talk politics in any way, shape, or form, you’ll be subject to public humiliation by the Douchebags through gentle ribbing and comedic scolding. Set aside discussions related to politics from previous days until Saturday June 12th.
This is meant to lighten things up and have some fun. So, if you’re not into having fun or your skin is as thin as Joe Biden’s hair, you may want to stay away that day.
GENERAL PRINCIPLES
This Declaration represents an understanding between the Douchebags and does not suggest that someone wont’ turn into a whining baby during the course of the day. The Douchebags understand that activities in support of the word of the Chief Mick on High mentioned in this Declaration are to be carried out in accordance with the rules contained in the Anti-Strib Manifesto (excluding #1 – no insults). All activities are subject to the availability of a sense of humor and the ability to have fun.
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written by Barthélemy Barbancourt , June 08, 2010
This is gonna be fun. I will have to find a way to insult each and every Douchebag that posts here. The Micks are easy but bashing Mouse might be tough.
written by Kermit , June 08, 2010
All activities are subject to the availability of a sense of humor
So aside from Ed it's going to be a liberal free zone.
written by Nobody , June 08, 2010
Ed has a sense of humor, albeit a tad strange. Don, Odie I'm not so sure.
written by Odin , June 08, 2010
Barney Fifes like there is here? This place is funnier than The Onion. Weren't you the guy who said you'd teach me about the Constitution and in the same post said the phrase "general welfare" isn't in the body of it? Kermit offered to help people with math and in the same post got the math wrong. How can you not laugh at that?
I haven't come across a better group of Repub lampshade wearers since I lucked onto a Reagan tribute site a couple years ago.
written by Jim W , June 09, 2010
Don't use up all of your good stuff Odin...save it for Friday buddy!
written by A Non Y Mouse , June 09, 2010
Bart...That's cause you know too much.
•Like shooting stocked fenced in little Bambi's with big brown eyes on a game hunt......it just wouldn't make great sport
Plus aren't I only 1 out of 2 chicks left here? With Ben gone, ya can't kill all of what little estrogen is left?
written by Kermit , June 09, 2010
Onan thinks I got the math wrong when in fact he read the comment wrong. How can you not laugh at that?
written by Kermit , June 09, 2010
Barney Fifes like there is here?
Excellent sentence construction Onan! It always crucial to present yourself well when mocking others.
written by Barthélemy Barbancourt , June 09, 2010
But I'm sure that the WOP, the 2 micks, the Redneck, the frog, The Geezer and Ed will have a great time.
One of best judges of character is the ability to lauggh at your own expense and I have seen all of the above do that on numerous occasions. If you can't laugh at yourself I can assure you that other people are laughing at your behavior. And as Ed has shown, a strange sense of humor is far superior to no sense of humor.
written by Jim W , June 09, 2010
Frankly, I don't give a shit of some folks don't like it or it doesn't work for them. We're going to have some fun and set politics aside for a day. Who knows, some folks might even learn something.
I'm compiling a long list of items, jokes, etc.
written by JW of Minnesota , June 09, 2010
I think a re-post of "Person XX is a Douchebag" series could be in order for Friday.
written by Harlan , June 09, 2010
I'm not avoiding it, but gonna be on the road all day Friday - headin' up to northern WI for a weekend of booze, guns, and titty bars...
written by A Non Y Mouse , June 09, 2010
Fri.,I will be flying to my annual pilgrimage to Las Vegas, celebrating/supporting Capitalism.
But will enjoy reading them when I get back.
written by Jim W , June 09, 2010
hehe, we'll make sure to take our pot shots at the two of you...early and often.
written by Sequel , June 09, 2010
I'll be flying to Monte Carlo to play some baccarat with my buddies Blofeld, Largo and Le Chiffre.
